Things I put in the trash often "disappear" from the trash...only to "reappear" in Max's office. Yes, I do believe he is a closet hoarder. Yesterday, he told me he cleaned out his office. What does that mean? Well, this is what it means:
Max: I cleaned out my office today.
Jeannie: Really?!!!
Max: Yes, I threw out one of my sets of speakers after it "blew up" with a puff of smoke, a little bang, and a strong smell.
Just what is wrong with this? The fact that he has 2 sets of speakers? or the fact that one is so old it blew up? or the fact that he thinks getting rid of the fried speaker means he cleaned out his office? Sorry ladies, he's taken:)